29 going on 70

Sure I like ‘exercise’…. Working out, playing ball, walking, fucking, you name it… and I do it all often.

Johnnieheartstwobites on the other hand… the man is 29 going on 70. Physically, he is the polar opposite to the likes of Emanuel Lewis, Gary Peter and Gary Coleman. This is why he has a perversion towwards making his team as young as possible.. so he can feel young. He is aging disgracefully and his Facebook pictures prove it. Check em out:

Here he is watching Sportsnet on a free agent Tuesday. I think he shit himself in this one.

The safe word is “Longoria”…. This is what happens when your parents don’t put you into sports when you’re a kid. Johnnieheartstwobites at age 14.