Konnichiwa

Baseball for Breakfast. MMMM.

The season is underway, with 2 games in the books. The Big Pooper laid an 0 for 7 goose egg to celebrate Easter. If that was enough, he left 8 men on base and tried to eat Mount Fuji, injuring the leg he uses as a neck.

Rich Harden forgot it wasn’t 2005, went lights out for 9K’s. The Over/Under until he’s out for the year with labiaplasty surgery is 13 games.

Finally, Emil-y Quincy Brown, one of S&G’s least favorite players, has 2 thumbs.